Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Four Things Meme or whatever (PS I'm Not Dead)

Hey remember like nine years ago when I said I'd be posting a gift guide?

This holiday season turned into a nightmare for me, so here I am, months later without a gift guide. But I do have a blog tag thing.  I found this over on Chronically Vintage!


Four Places I've Lived

(still looks the same)
Eureka, CA
Portland, OR
Eureka, CA
Portland, OR

I've bounced back and forth a few times.

Four Jobs I've Had


appropriately miserable sales associate at Hot Topic
 mildly miserable barista at Starbucks
even more miserable photo specialist at Walgreens
resident grump at bookstore 


Four Foods I Don't Eat


mayonnaise
spicy foods
tomatoes
salmon


Four Favorite Foods


Biscoff spread
tacos
cheese
ice cream (let's be real)



Four Movies I've Watched More than Once


Monty Python and the Holy Grain
Blazing Saddles
Star Wars
Marie Antoinette (the Kirsten Dunst one)


Four TV Shows I watch


Parks and Recreation
30Rock
Broad City
Empire

Four Celebrity Crushes


Dita Von Teese's cat Aleister Von Teese
 Brian Wilson circa 1964
Andy Dwyer
 JFK? I don't know



Four Pet Peeves

 (PLEASE, park this directly in front of fire exit)

people using open mouthed cups outside of a restaurant/home environment
people who talk on the phone when at a register
people who use giant strollers for one child
people



Four Things I Wish I Could Do


not be annoyed by people
be better at pretending to be chipper
move to another state
have a therapy chinchilla


Four Subjects I Studied in School


er, the ususal
english
math
science
getting out of PE

Four Things Located Near Me Now


embroidered portrait of Robert Goulet
cat
sewing machine
empty applesauce container

Four Things I'm Looking Forward to

 

seeing Noel Fielding in April
 the leak in my ceiling being fixed
SNOOTYCAM being fixed!!!
honestly, eating dinner